Barkeep
Another Mekong please
Yes of course, you can keep the change
A new glass here for this new friend of mine
Forgive me, I've forgot your name

Flip a coin
What shall we talk about
Heads I tell the truth
And tails I lie

I came all the way
From Taipai today
Now Bangkok's pouring rain
and I'm going blind again
And I haven't seen my girl
For fifteen thousand miles

Is it true
It's always happy hour here
If it is I'd like to stay a while
And as cliche as it may sound
I'd like to raise another round
And if you bottle's empty
Help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time
And here's to life

Barkeep
We need to go around again
One for me and what's his name
My new best friend
So deal me in
And I'll pick my cards up off the floor
I'll see your lucky coin
And raise a pack of lies

Smile to the girl at the door
Another 4 dollar whore
But don't look her in the eyes
She'll break your heart

We came all the way
From Taipai today
Now Bangkok's pissin' rain
and we're going blind again
And I haven't seen my girl
in fifteen thousand miles

Is it true
It's always happy hour here
If it is I'd like to stay a while
And as cliche as it sounds
I'd like to raise another round
And if you bottle's empty
Help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time
And here's to life

Is it true
It's always happy hour here
If it is I'd like to stay a while
And as cliche as it may sound
I'd like to raise another round
And if you bottle's empty
Help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time
And here's to life